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Please share this post with your friends: Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?.I don’t believe in love at first sight but I’m willing to make an exception in your case.Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry. Do you know if there are any police around here? Cause I’m about to steal your heart.Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?.I may not be the best looking guy here but I’m the only one talking to you.Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knees falling for you.Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!.Can you give me directions to your heart? Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.I’m not a photographer but I can picture me and you together.I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.You’re so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job.I must be in a museum because you’re a work of art.Hello, you’re so hot a firefighter couldn’t put you out.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?.

Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!.

Your hand looks heavy can I hold it for you?.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?.

Here are 33 hilarious but very cheesy pick-up lines that may not stand the test of time but certainly they’ll make you smile right now. Sadly there are not many pick-up lines that we can truly look back on with pride though.

The weapon of choice in such situations is the pick-up or chat-up line as a conversation opener with the intent of engaging that person in the hope that it may lead to a date or even romance.

We’re in a bar or a club and we see someone attractive, who we’d like to get to know a little bit better. We’ve all been there at some point in our lives, particularly when we’re young.